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Male Pill At Last (again)

I’m sure you’ve read similar things before, but Israeli scientists claim they have come up with an effective male contraceptive pill, as opposed to the more commonly explored needle-in-your-ass option.

Not only that, but  the researchers claim the pill would have to be taken only once every three months, does not carry the type of side effects seen in the female contraceptive pill and could be on the market in three years time.

The new pill works by removing one of the proteins in sperm, so we don’t have to worry about the possibility of hormonal complications involved with methods that shoot you full of progesterone and such.  All we will have to watch out for in the future is some feminist harridan with a ticking biological clock replacing our contraceptives with Pez! But then if you are sexually involved with a feminist harridan you probably deserve to be tricked into fatherhood, not to mention of course that you would have to be really stupid not to realize that something coming out of a Donald Duck head is highly unlikely to be a contraceptive!

An interesting aside to this story is that the article mentions that men who are taking part in trials that do involve things like progesterone report feelings of moodiness and depression as well as a reduction in sex drive! Gee, now what group of people do we know that tends to show these symptoms more often than we do while wandering around with a large natural supply of the stuff? Hmmm? Yet despite this, women still persist in blaming their unhappiness not on Mother Nature but on the patriarchy!

According to Professor  Haim Breitbart of Israel’s Bar-Ilan University human trials will begin next year. Expect feminists to publicly support this while privately lobbying against it – the last thing most of them want is for men to have a real say when a woman does or does not get pregnant, that’s just too much reproductive power to be giving up.

More here.

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