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Penn State’s Bizarre Response To Rape Lie

penn state logoImagine if a man walking across a University campus lost his wallet, didn’t want to look like a fool so he claimed he’d been mugged. Imagine if later his lie was discovered and the campus reacted by beefing up security, not to make it harder for people to lie about being mugged, but  to make genuine muggings less likely to happen!

Ludicrous! Absurd! Would never happen! No, not with mugging, but that’s what’s happening at Penn State after a false rape claim!

This past Monday some woman, who of course is not named in the article, claimed she had been raped in a benighted parking lot (you know, benighted – beset with darkness or ignorance, like modern academia) by a man in a ski mask. The University cops looked into it, and it was found that the woman was full of the kind of stuff usually found in a sewer.

So how have Penn State officials reacted to this? By using it as an excuse to look into ways of beefing up security!

According to Assistant Dean for Student Media and Online Operations Thor Wasbotten…

“Just because this was a false alarm doesn’t mean it wasn’t a real test,” “Does everybody have their guard up when this happens? Absolutely. Does everyone need to put their guard down when it’s false? No.”

No wonder universities turn out well educated idiots who can’t actually think, they’re being run by men like this! So if your kid claims he got an A+ on a test that was never actually carried out I guess your kid’s a brainiac! Well, smarter than old Thor anyway…

Notice also the way the article tries to support the increase in security with this line…

“Prior to Monday’s report, a Penn State student told Penn State Police Feb. 3 that a man shook her hand outside of the Outreach Building and wouldn’t let go.”

Clearly, between the obsessive hand shaker and the rape that didn’t happen, who could argue that more security isn’t needed?!

And then there’s this…

“Anne Ard, Centre County Women’s Resource Center executive director, also found the situation to be no laughing matter. During the 13 years she has worked at the CCWRC, she has never dealt with an incident similar to Monday’s.”

You mean nobody has turned up to tell Little Ms Feminist that they lied about a rape claim? Well of course not, she’s a feminist not a catholic priest! It’s not her function to listen to women confessing their crimes, so surprisingly women don’t go to her to confess their crimes!

That’s how important women are in the US – they get more protection when they need it, and they get more protection when they don’t need it!

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2 Responses to “Penn State’s Bizarre Response To Rape Lie”

  • Jay Hammers says:

    LOL, great stuff.

  • L. Steven Beene II says:

    Here’s an idea:

    How about we start having seminars for freshman women that tell them that false rape claims will not be tolerated and that they will be expelled. Just like we lecture freshman men.

    And to prove the point, expose this dangerous woman, publish her name, and then EXPELL her from campus to protect the men on campus.

    Maybe it’s just me, but that seems to be how to deter this from happening in the future.

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