Misandrist author sues man for not marrying her!
Karen Salmansohn, the writer of a host of “self-help” books including “How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Successful Dog Trainers,” is suing a man for knocking her up and then fleeing the kennel after having realized that he’d been humping the wrong bitch.
According to the bitch (hey, if it’s good for all men it’s good for one woman, right?) some joker by the name of Mitchell Leff swore that she was the most wonderful thing in the universe and that he just couldn’t wait to settle down and have puppies with her – but only after he divorced his wife! Leff also promised to pay for all costs involved with the baby but as soon as the bun hit the oven he came to his senses and told her that at 51 he was too old to be a daddy again.
The suit is supposedly meant to make Leff keep his “oral contract” with the bitch, but given her attitude towards men it’s probably more punitive than anything else. An oral contract? How the hell does anyone prove that? Does she have audio recordings of his supposed promises? This is a woman who obviously has a serious degree of contempt for men, so the idea that she got herself pregnant against his wishes and is lying about the entire thing is not far fetched.
This possibility aside, I hope Leff really did lie to her (she deserves to be lied to) and that she is hurting emotionally (she deserves to be hurt) and that she loses the suit and has to pay his court costs (an ironic way for her to spend some of her ill-gotten gains), but I have no sympathy for Leff himself. What kind of idiot gets into a relationship with a bitch who writes anti-male crap comparing men to dogs? She isn’t even good-looking or significantly younger than Leff , so I don’t think he can be accused of thinking with his dick – he just wasn’t think at all, not with his grey matter and not with his little red rooster!
And incidentally, why the hell is a 49 year old with a fossilized womb having kids? Can you imagine a 65 year old woman having to cope with a teenager? Bad enough in your thirties or forties but at 65 it could give you a heart attack… on the other hand, now that I think of it, “You Go Girl!”
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Sooo, hopefully sales of her book drop to zero after women realise that her “secrets” aren’t worth squat if she can’t even stop a man leaving her in the lurch.
I doubt if the women who buy such books can put those two together.
Bad Dog bites careless trainer !
RSPCA says, “There are no Bad Dogs, just bad trainers”.
Obviously she’s the right person to be writing books on how to get men to “behave,” a woman that can’t keep a man to save her life. What a fucking idiot.