Face Slashing Model Banned From All WA Pubs
Some unknown third rate model from Perth has become the first woman in the state of Western Australia to be banned from every single bar and pub in the state!
What did Eva Scolaro do to deserve this? Did she do some table dancing while fondling a freshly tossed dwarf? Did she pull down her panties and take a dump on the dance floor? No, of course not, this isn’t the eighties any more! She smashed a glass into another woman’s face, slashing her up badly enough to require stitches.
The pretty GynoBeast was convicted of unlawful wounding after an argument that was brought to an end when she grabbed her victim’s dress, spun her around and rammed the glass into her face. Scolaro is due to be sentenced on April 14, and given that she is young, female and fairly good-looking she will probably get a pussy pass – even the pub ban is for only two years, after that she can do all the glassing she wants!
Why the cheesecake photo? It’s there to serve as a reminder that just because it looks good doesn’t mean it is good – all that glitters and such.
According to the linked article, Scolaro modestly states that…
“I am fabulous with a microphone and great at any ad-lib situation. I’m never lost for words.”
Or weapons.
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I don’t know, the pussy pass’ effectiveness is reduced when the victim is female, that said her attractiveness will probably count in her favor, unless the victim is even prettier, which is probably unlikely.
I’m going to guess she’ll get 1/3 of what a man would have gotten for doing this to another man and about 1/9th of what he would have gotten for doing it to a woman.
Still, it’s way more than she would have gotten if she’d done it to a man; sympathy from the judge for the trauma of seeing his face cut up, and her dry cleaning bills paid for by him to get the blood removed.
Exactly, Jared.
Good-looking?
Her body maybe – but – I’d have to put a bag over that face, and a gag in her mouth of course…
… just to NOT be embarassed to be seen with her in public.
And sex – that would be out of the question…
Her crime was against another woman – so it might be taken seriously…
If it were against a man – it would not be taken seriously,