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Unfunny Homunculus Attacks Men’s Movement

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Formerly funny pint-sized man-rat Jon Stewart has taken it upon himself to attack the men’s movement on the American left’s answer to Fox News, The Daily Show.

This lowbrow Walter Cronkite wannabe may not have done the story himself but he is the Big Cheese and it couldn’t have been done without his wholehearted participation. Rat-boy makes this pretty clear by mocking the idea that men don’t have equal treatment under the law during his introduction – presumably because he is fine with the fact that in order to vote he and all American males have to sign up to go into a lottery to have their heads blown off the next time the US comes up with a war so stupid that only the draft will do, while American females, of course, get to vote just for being over eighteen.

The piece itself is done by some pasty faced micro-cephalic called Samantha Bee, a woman who is so far from funny that one can only imagine that her presence on television is wholly the result of the kind of affirmative action that saw malevolent pixie Katie Couric given the CBS Evening News.

After using what passes for clever editing to make Warren Farrell look like a fool, the brainless blonde proceeds to concentrate her efforts on the most easily mocked part of the movement, namely those guys who go into some forest to discover their wild man or something or other. Never mind that over 90% of MRAs, myself included, have never gone into the woods to discuss their daddy issues with a bunch of blokes they’ve never met before, but hey, why let reality get in the way of feminism? Lying has worked for the last forty years, why change tactics now?

What people often ignore about the likes of Jon Stewart is that he is one of the rich and powerful that he claims to despise – it’s in his interests as much as in those of any other rich bastard to keep men down, and it always will be as long as men are the ones most likely to storm the Bastille. So now that this woman-worshipping, pussy-whipped troglodyte of a man has finished mocking those less fortunate than himself, he can go back to his multi-million dollar home, and sit in front of his massive tv jerking off to his own image, smug in the knowledge that he has yet again used his considerable influence to kick his own sex in the teeth.

As for Stewart’s monkey, I have two pieces of advice for this man-hating, beaver-humping  Canuck bimbo – next time you dye your hair try not to get so much peroxide in your ears, and secondly, hunting with a bow is much more effective when you actually take some arrows, you stupid bitch!

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12 Responses to “Unfunny Homunculus Attacks Men’s Movement”

  • Jay Hammers says:

    Go sexism! (As long as its directed against men.)

    You should submit this to The-Spearhead.com, contact Welmer here: http://www.the-spearhead.com/contact/

    • Porky says:

      Aint gonna happen, too busy and with the article having to go through an editor i would subconsciously start censoring myself.

  • Jay Hammers says:

    Oh, I just saw your last reply. The-Spearhead may have a lot of conservative commenters but the leadership is entirely open to all points of view and I am quite confident an article like this would go over just dandy. Welmer told me he is looking for more progressive posters to balance things out. You should contact Welmer and let him know I referred you if you like. I’d really like to see you there.

  • Jared says:

    “hunting with a bow is much more effective when you actually take some arrows,”

    Hah! that’s exactly what I thought when I first saw this clip.

  • Captain Courageous says:

    Robert Bly? Iron John? The Mythopoetic Movement from the ’70′s? WTF???

    Jon-boy has pissed off a lot of MRA’s big time!

  • Joker's Wild says:

    Alpha Males generally don’t care about men’s rights. Why should they? For the most part they are untouchable.

    Most Alpha males should be viewed in the same light as feminists until proven otherwise.

  • Joe says:

    “As for Stewart’s monkey, I have two pieces of advice for this man-hating, beaver-humping Canuck bimbo – next time you dye your hair try not to get so much peroxide in your ears, and secondly, hunting with a bow is much more effective when you actually take some arrows, you stupid bitch!”

    Oh,fucking,YES!

    Fucking BEAUTIFUL,man.

    Fuck John Stewart, let’s see what he says after the state takes his kid away from him for not really being a parent because he has a penis and all, or after one of his groupies makes a false rape accusation against him.

    And whoever said he was alpha is way off base, Stewart is lower beta at best, prime candidate for an FRA.

  • Lady Raine says:

    Blah blah yada yada.

  • Lady Raine says:

    Hey look at me, i’m a blithering feminist idiot who thinks Porky is going to air her hateful views.

  • ianpac says:

    I dont think you should be pointing the finger at Jon. He is a comedian running a daily show. When Sam Bee tells him she is going to mock men who go into the woods to howl and bang drums, he would naturally think that was a great target for mockery. The actual report though is solely the creation of Ms Bee, Jon probably did not even watch it since she has been on the show for 8 years and is the longest serving contributor. Checking these reports is the job of the producers.

    It was Ms Bee who turned what is a silly practice and used it as a hammer to attack men in general, proving she is a feminist misandrist at heart.

    Or maybe she is just fed up being the least funny and least funny contributor in the show and has watched all her male colleagues go onto stardom while she has been rightfully ignored.

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