Typicale Male Labels Photoshopped picture of Clancy Ross

Typical Male

Written by Porky on 03 February 2010

TYPICAL MALE LABELS FINAL full siz

Michael came across this cover of an old muscle mag from the forties, and having seen a female equivalent of this on some site or other, decided to do a few appropriate mods in Photoshop. For the curious, the man is Clancy Ross, a 1940s Mr America who unlike today’s bodybuilders can take full credit for his physique – no ‘roids back then, just training and eating like a horse.

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amfortas says:
February 3, 2010 at 8:56 am

He’s as brown as O’Bama. !

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Irving Salos says:
February 14, 2010 at 1:16 am

It’s Obama. No apostrophe.

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Porky says:
February 14, 2010 at 3:37 am

Some of amfortas’ deliberate word play i suspect.

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