Drunk Mum Lets Kid Drive

Piss Artist Mum Lets Kid Drive

Written by Porky on 24 February 2010

drunk mum sandy bellanger Bad mommy Sandy Bellanger wanted to stay at the bar getting sloshed, so she told her eldest son to drive himself and his siblings, a 2-year-old boy and a 4-year-old girl, back to what is no doubt their badly- kept hovel. What’s the problem? The eldest son is only fourteen!

So there’s junior driving through the midnight darkness, sitting on a phonebook, trying manfully to see over the wheel, when he’s pulled up by a cop suspicious at all the erratic driving!

While the cop was scratching his head in bewilderment another car pulled up – mommy, having apparently judged herself as drunk as she could get, was following the kids in a second car! Mamma then explains that she was getting pissed when the son drove to the bar and pleaded with her to come home! She didn’t dig the idea so she told him to drive home himself! ! Maternal instinct, ain’t it wonderful?

Mommy was charged with letting a leprechaun drive, having an open container in the car (that’s against the law?), improper supervision of a minor, child endangerment and being a stupid bitch.

I swear, you couldn’t make this shit up!

Found it at The Weekly Vice

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