Conservative Catholic Goes Feminist
On most days, Australian politician Tony Abbott’s only similarity to President Useless is that they both have the ability to do an uncannily good impression of Howdy Doody.
But after making some badly received comments about housewives and ironing (what a bastard!) the leader of the Coalition has decided to suck up to women with the highly feminist idea of six months paid maternity leave whenever one of the gals decides that what is lurking in her oven is a baby rather than just a fetus.
The mad monk’s bizarre new plan actually outdoes the incumbent Labor government’s initiative which would see the Sacred Sex getting 3 months of paid leave every time they drop one. By “paid” of course, the baby-kissers mean paid for by the Australian taxpayer, so here I sit, a sensible pig who has never burdened himself with the costs of a horde of squealing little piglets, but nonetheless from next year my taxes will be used to give thousands of women a six month holiday just because they’ve squeezed out a kid!
And who the hell needs six months to recover from having a baby? There was a time when a woman would squeeze out five kids at sunup and be working in the coal mines by lunch time! But those were different days, the days before feminism and chivalrous mountebanks convinced women that they need to spend their lives wrapped in cotton wool!
Why Tony Abbott thinks the public is stupid enough to believe that a right-wing conservative Christian is motivated to do this by anything other than base vote -grubbing is anyone’s guess, but either way whether you vote for the right or the left, come next year you will be footing at least part of the bill for someone’s else’s kid!
So much for the principle of user pays – thanks to both Labor and the Tories, you pay if you spawn, you pay if you don’t spawn!
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The Mad Monk is a breath of fresh air after the putrid odours of Chairman Maosy Kev, but even Abbott can’t help but cozy up to the Femtards.
At least he stood up against the GW scam, but beyond that, a Pox on all their houses.