Billy Ray’s Slutty Ten Year Old.
Miley Cyrus’ 9 year old sister Noah (yeah, ya heard me right, Noah!) has once again been slutty in public.
Said sluttiness may or may not have something to do with the not-so-innocently named “Ooh! La, La Couture” fashion line that the kid is launching, a line which may or may not be including lingerie but which is nonetheless far too slutty for such young kids.
Feminist balderdash aside this kind of thing is not good for kiddies – it puts their scantily-clad bodies in a place where their minds don’t really want to follow, sets them up as pedophile bait, and teaches them that sexiness and conspicuous consumption are what life is about. Tori leader David Cameron, whom you may recall as the recent recipient of a Silver Pomegranate, has actually done the right thing in this case by threatening to introduce laws to deal with corporate sexualization of children, but it’s a sad state of affairs if society has to go that far to prevent something as obviously wrong as nine year olds dressing like denizens of the Playboy mansion.
And where the hell are Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife Leticia in all this? Didn’t they learn anything from the controversy generated by the risqué photo shoot Miley Cyrus did a while back? Noah Cyrus is obviously too young to know what’s right and what’s wrong, Billy Ray and Leticia Cyrus are not, they should be able to see that letting their baby girl strut around dressed like a 5 dollar whore is not a good thing, but then what can you expect from a couple of people stupid enough to name a girl Noah? Of course, maybe I’m being too kind in laying the blame at the door of their stupidity, perhaps it’s their greed that deserves the blame, after all a kid this young is obviously not setting up her own company, is she now?
And just in case you thought little Noah’s only boundary problems lie in her fashion choices, check out this video of her and all her little girly friends pole dancing! Excuse me, but I have to go and throw up now…
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Not that I defend Billy Ray, but what 9 year old girl go shopping for clothes with her dad? No, this is down to MUM.
The ‘corporate’ boogyman is also a boogyWOman designing such clothes for a child.
I would take all involved, the clothes designers, the ‘corporate’ bossettes, the mum – and yes Billy Ray too, and make them achey-breaky all over, not just in their hearts, in public, with baseball bats.
Oh, i agree that it’s mostly the mothers who are responsible – Billy Ray would probably be arrested if he tried to buy skank-gear for a little girl, but hey, who’s ever heard of his wife, errr, watsername?
Ewww.