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Angie Valencia – Drug Boss

Lingerie model Angie Valencia decided she’d be better off selling it than snorting it, so she gave up the modeling business and set up her own all-female cocaine smuggling ring, no doubt because being a female she wants to help the poor and needy.

The Colombian-born Valencia had been involved with a Mexican crime lord with the charming moniker of “The Monster”, when she decided to split and do her own thing.

Poor Angie seems to suck at the job though, as it’s taken less than a year for her to go on the run after one of her gals was caught muling 55 kilos of blow at Argentina’s Ezeiza International Airport in Buenos Aires ! Ms Valencia may be doing nothing to put to rest the idea that good looking women are thick as bricks, but she does seem to know one thing – women get the benefit of the doubt far more often than men, especially when they are good looking, so she hires only other models to be her mules.

These benefactresses of humanity, whom Valencia apparently describes as ‘unsuspicious, beautiful angels’, are paid £3,200 for every load of misery powder they smuggle from Argentina into Europe. Ironically, it was one of these “angels” who brought everything crashing down around the pretty GynoBeast’s head. After being arrested at the Buenos Aires airport a few weeks ago, the unnamed woman did what women do – she blabbed.

An international arrest warrant has been issued for Valencia, who is believed to be on the run with her pet Pomeranian dog. Hey, just because she’s evil doesn’t mean she can’t be girly as well!

More on this female Tony Montana here.

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