Beckham Sexually Assaulted By Female Idiot!
The inexplicably popular soccer player was doing a press conference on the streets of Milan, a city where showing contempt for men apparently gets you big ratings, when some disrespectful little turd of a woman called Elena Di Cioccio decided to grab his crotch to check on the size of his genitals!
Seems the female fuckwit, that’s her dressed like a whore in the photo ( i would like to take this opportunity to apologize to any whores reading this for making such an offensive comparison) is from a TV show called Le Iene (“The Hyenas”, a rather appropriate title, what with the hyena being a matriarchal animal) and wanted to check if the impression conveyed by Beckham’s Armani ads and the bragging done by his stick insect of a wife were justified, so she sexually assaults the poor guy in public!
And the groping wasn’t sufficient fun for the misandrist little shit – the stupid tart then ran down the street screaming about Beckham “being small”! Who knows, maybe she was just excited to finally get her hands on some dick! I mean, with a mug like hers she probably hasn’t had any since that old wino who needed the five bucks. As for charges, well, im sure I don’t really have to tell you that none were forthcoming. Of course, if Beckham had groped her…
I checked the felonious female’s page but it’s in Italian and all I could make out is that she likes cake with mustard on it, which suggests either that she’s a real weirdo or that i still need a few more Italian lessons.
In typically male fashion Beckham is saying through his people that’s its all okay with him, so I guess we have to assume that his shocked and angry expression in the video is a put on! You know, back in 2006 some male idiot lightly groped the inexplicably popular Scarlett Johansson and she wasn’t afraid to say it made her uncomfortable, but then, being woman she’s allowed to admit stuff like that, being man Beckham does not have that privilege.
Article here…
And for comparison here’s the Scarlett Johansson incident…
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Ok, who wants to deputise for Becks when he fails to take action against this harlot? He won’t of course ’cause he has small balls. The Italian harlot was actually onto something as the underpants do look rather well packed, But we already know that they even fit into his wife’s knickers and she has a bony arse.
So it is up to some likely lad to go and grope some woman of equal nonebrity, on Beck’s behalf – and all MRAs behest – on camera, infront of a crowd. And no titty touch up either. We need a full vulva grope, between the legs and preferably with a leer.
And a report immediately after. Something along the lines of “By heck, it’s like the Blackwall Tunnel down there”.
Now Porky, my knowledgeable piggy, which female should be at the top of the list. Perhaps you could run a competition.
Ew, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised she’s gross.
If Tiger Woods and Beckham grew a pair they’d charge their attackers and maybe women would realize this type of thing is not okay.
By the way I wanted to point you in the direction of http://www.the-spearhead.com/ – might be a place you’d be interested in contributing.
I doubt such an apparently conservative site would be interested in my liberal oinkings, especially when delivered in my characteristically wacky and free-wheeling style – this is why I haven’t submitted anything to Misandry Review even though its my first internet stop every day. Also, i find that i start censoring myself when away from my own blog lest i have comments or submissions rejected for being too provocative, whereas here I can just let it fly!
What I would like to know is how the Spearhead got to almost 70 thousand visits per month after just six months online – that puts them ahead of everyone except MND!