A Little Toilet Humor

Here’s a new cartoon by Michael “I Hate Todd Goldman” Claymore…

toilet cartoon goldman todd

… which of course is a send-up of scumbag Todd Goldman’s boy-hating scribble…

stupid factory

It’s not as satisfying as flying to the US and hiring a hit man, but it’s much more legal!

3 Responses to “A Little Toilet Humor”

  1. Jared says:

    If you want further reason to hate Goldman google -Todd Goldman plagiarism.

    He’s not just a hack, he’s a thieving hack.

  2. Porky says:

    Yes i have come across those allegations before, and the similarities are, well, more like identicalities! I notice Goldman has made legal threats to those accusing him of plagiarism, but none of them seem to have been followed through – not surprising given the examples on the page below…

    http://taxidermied.livejournal.com/42521.html

  3. Porky says:

    More on Goldman plagiarism from wikipedia, notice that he blames one of his designers, but either way he admits his design ripped off David Kelly’s.

    “In April 2007, Goldman was accused of plagiarism by webcartoonist Dave “Shmorky” Kelly, in a post on the Something Awful forums,[23] saying that Goldman’s piece “Dear God Make Everyone Die” was traced directly from a 2001 Purple Pussy comic by Kelly. Mike Tyndall maintains a page which summarizes the original Something Awful thread,[24] at which dozens of images are compared, with the claim that Goldman plagiarized many artists.

    On May 3, 2007, Goldman’s publicity agent announced that Goldman (who initially dismissed the controversy as “false accusations and blogging” in the contact with the media) and Kelly had reached a settlement: Goldman would pay Kelly the money he earned from the paintings and Kelly would drop the case. Goldman’s art dealer said that several art galleries stopped showing Goldman’s work and the wholesalers who buy Goldman’s posters canceled their orders and asked for refunds for unsold stock. “I lost the three biggest poster distributors in America,” his art dealer, Jack Solomon, said.[25] Goldman later reported that the poster distributors came back.[26]

    In an interview with Sense magazine, Goldman said, “I guess what happened was this: I have a whole design team that works back in Florida creating t-shirts for me. And then I take some of these images and make paintings out of them. If we do 50 t-shirts a month we probably create over 300 images to narrow down to those 50. Listen, I couldn’t paint in my lifetime the amount of stuff that we’ve done. I thought that image was created internally within ‘David and Goliath’. I guess the original idea came from that Kelly guy which one of my artists had seen. We changed it to “Please God Make All my Friends Fat,” because the Die wouldn’t sell on t-shirts. But I thought it’d make a great painting. So I painted two images from it. 5 months later it was hanging in this gallery and someone saw it and started this whole Internet thing. When I found out it wasn’t our image, I apologized to the guy and gave him the full proceeds for the sale of the paintings. They sold for $10,000. So I didn’t profit from him. There was no lawsuit from it. But then a whole can of worms opens up and suddenly I’m knocking off everyone apparently.”

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