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Girlie Gets Stabby Over Parking Space.

Some vile male called Lonnie Sowersby supposedly stole Caitlen S. Watkins’ parking space, so the psycho cutie grabbed an ice pick, got out of the car and stabbed Sowersby several times, because, you know, a girl’s got to have some way to alleviate the stress of being oppressed all day.

Sowersby had just parked and vacated his car when the felonious female  and her head-banging boyfriend (no doubt the true villain of the piece) started shouting at him that he had pissed on their tree. This led to the boyfriend grabbing the awful man by the coat, and while the two men  struggled the brave little woman snuck up on Sowersby and surreptitiously stabbed him in the back.

Luckily the male victim wasn’t one for obeying the social hierarchy so he spun around and punched his social and moral superior in the face, succeeding in getting her off him, but only temporarily. As soon as he turned his back in order to deal with the boyfriend, Mighty Mouse gathered up all her courage and again stabbed  him from behind several more times! Who says women aren’t brave?

By the time Caitlen Watkins and her slave had fled the scene, the victim had been stabbed half a dozen times in the side and back, one of the blows piercing his kidney. Incredibly, Sowersby is not expected to suffer any permanent damage.

I’ve covered so many of these stories that I’m almost at the point where I react with “Meh… typical young American female.” And frankly, America being the misandrist nightmare that it is, I’m surprised that the boyfriend wasn’t charged with anything, and even more surprised that Joe Biden isn’t insisting that the  victim be charged with assault for punching a member of The Important Sex.

More on this Norman Rockwell moment here.

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