Female Flasher Whacked By Car
Where else but New Zealand? Lame brained exhibitionist Cherelle May Dudfield decided it would be fun to stand in the middle of the road and flash her honkers at guys in their cars, and it was! At least until Cherelle got hit by a man who had been blinded by her headlights.
Surprised by the unexpected pair of speed bumps the man lost control of his car and ran into the wielder of said airbags. Ms Dudfield was not injured, expect for the fact that the whole world now knows that Cherelle Dudfield is both an exhibitionist and a twit. Still, at least Cherelle isn’t humping any sheep, at least not as far as we know, and let’s face it, if she was humping a sheep we would know it because she would probably be doing it in the middle of the road.
Judge David Holderness fined Cherelle Dudfield $275 and told her to stay away from sheep.
I tried (I mean it, I really tried) to find photos of the offending gazongas but neither Google nor Dogpile yielded anything so the featured cannonballs are those of an anonymous model.
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Here she is. It an’t much to look at.
http://www.3news.co.nz/Woman-flashes-gets-hit-by-car/tabid/309/articleID/134386/Default.aspx
Thanks Mel for the scary footage. I guess the poor bastard in the car was not so much surprised as horrified.
And aint it nice the way the media is punishing her stupidity by giving her all this attention!Not to mention getting her to traumatize all those poor cows…
Australians are a bunch of cocky assholes who were descended from criminals and retarded monkeys.
Dont take it so personally, its a humorous story told in a humorous way, and incidentally most Anglo Australians are descended from free settlers, not convicts. As for the retarded monkeys i think you’ve been reading the wrong history books.
…..Nice pair !
She thinks her tits are ‘special’. Let’s see now. There are some 3250 million women in the world of which those over say 13 and ‘breasted’ must number at least 2500 million. Each has 2 baps which makes 5 billion melons being strutted around. Just how does she think her are so friggin’ special? Are they square?
And she gets a measly piddly fine. If a bloke flashes in public, letting his singular willy be caught sight of in the street, old ladies faint, young women scream, small girls have to have seventeen years of therapy to stop giggling and put their eye-balls back in, dogs howl and the chap gets taken away to jail by a policeman who uses his hat to cover the offending member.
“Australians are a bunch of cocky assholes who were descended from criminals and retarded monkeys.”
Who dat?
Must be an American.
Given my references to sheep i assumed this was a Kiwi and sure enough, their IP address is from Auckland!
Well… i wish more girls would do this.
I dont see any hard and love this girl for it.
“I dont see any hard and love this girl for it.”
Freudian slip,eh?
rectification…. “don’t see any harm”