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Meredith Vieira’s Brain Has Been Circumcised!

During this Today Show spot about the circumcision debate currently raging in the United States, meat headed co-host Meredith Vieira claims that one reason to hack pieces off a baby boy’s penis is because dads want their kids to look like them! She also seems to take the whole matter rather lightly and apparently, unlike co-host Anne Curry, she wasn’t even there when her son got mutilated! The whole thing leads Curry to pause as if trying to figure out precisely how the hell this goony-bird wound up on her show. Personally, I think Meredith Vieira is a mad, sexist cow who has had parts of her brain excised, either that or she got so many Wet Willies during her childhood that it scrambled said brains!

Speaking of Wet Willies, Vieira is also the creepy old woman who spent 3 minutes drooling over a handsome young sailor on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”, behavior which seems to me to clearly cross the line between flirting and sexual harassment and which would have gotten a man her age in very hot water.

Now, I admit that Vieira is in remarkably good cosmetic shape for such an old hen, and the guy plays along but what else is he supposed to do, tell the host to stop harassing him? If he did so he would look like a pussy not only to the audience but especially to his macho buddies in the navy. As for Vieira’s own conduct, this is a woman who is not only the host of the show, but is also a rich and, to a certain extent, influential TV personality. Unless she’s a complete idiot, she knows this is a lot of authority and social status, certainly much more than that held by a common sailor, and that if it were not for this power imbalance, looks or not, he would tell her to do her own wet willies, unless of course he has a thing for banging chicks who look like his mom.

Then there is the societal double standard . Imagine if you will, an equally good looking older man, for example Richard Gere, doing that with a pretty young female! Whatever the male equivalent of a Milf is, Gere is in there. How about Clooney? Could either of these good looking older men get away with this shit? The answer is no, but with Vieira it’s cool, because the person being treated like meat is a mere male.

As for the “health” benefits of this barbaric procedure, it gets a lot messier down there with women than with men, so if “hygiene” provides a good reason to mutilate males, it provides an even better reason in the case of the much messier sex, yet nobody is pinning down baby girls and without anesthetic slashing pieces off their genitals – they are after all female and therefore important.

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