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Boycott Duke U.

mangum cropped from recordThe misandrist weasels at Duke have struck again, this time by introducing well organized lynchings for male students.

According to Durham in Wonderland, which is run by a brainiac of a man and is easily the best website for info on the whole Duke Scandal, not only have they come up with a ridiculously broad definition of sexual assault, but the way in which accusations will be dealt with is about as fair as the kind of treatment black men used to get just before the rope went over that branch: the accused has no right to an attorney, he just gets to pick “member of the university community” to advise him, but this person is not allowed to ask any questions nor even to speak; the accused can only ask the accuser questions through the panel lynching him and the panel decides whether or not to pass these questions on to the accuser; and the accuser is given the right to make opening and closing statements, but no such right is promised to the accused.

How ’bout that? Hell, i’m surprised they don’t just put a skull signal in the sky asking the Punisher to come round and blow them to Kingdom Come.

More at Durham in Wonderland.

Picked it up at the False Rape Society which is a good place for this kind of thing.

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2 Responses to “Boycott Duke U.”

  • amfortas says:

    Duke Uni used to be famous for its Department of Paranormal Studies. It looks like they have gone to the other end of the spectrum and have a Dept of Lunatic Studies.

    As for signals in the sky, Leon Festinger gave us the term ‘Cognitive Dissonance’ after studying cult groups who believed that Aliens were coming to take them off to a ‘higher plane’ and destroy all of unbelieving humanity. They would have signs “Aliens land here” pointing to their local hillock or the nearest skyscraper alternative landing site.

    He asked the question, “What happens when their predictions don’t come true”?

    The answer of course was that they believed even more fervently and made BIGGER SIGNS. What he didn’t guess was that they would all go to Duke U.

  • Porky says:

    “They would have signs “Aliens land here” ”

    Stupid Americans – most aliens landing in the U.S don’t even read English, they read Spanish.

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