Angelina jolie - Most powerful celebrity 2009

The Women are Opressed…

Written by Porky on 04 June 2009

jolie-attrib-world-econ-forum … and here’s more evidence. According to Forbes.com Angelina Jolie is the most powerful celebrity in the U.S, with Oprah Winfrey, Madonna and Beyonce rounding out the top four – the only man making the top five being Tiger Woods in last place. Where’s Brad you say? Why, he’s at number 9, that’s where he is! Yes, it’s a weird little patriarchy we have here. Please find me a matriarchy that treats men so badly as we treat women and i’ll migrate there and get married within hours. As an addendum, i have very few problems with Jolie, she seems a pretty decent woman, even if looks wise she does absolutely nothing for me and i wouldn’t pork her (sorry) unless she was the last woman alive.

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