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Inaugural Misandrist of the Month – Jake Wizner

Written by Porky on 27 April 2009

castration-celebration Aww,  isn’t that cute? A bunch of little girlies jumping for joy in front of  the word castration. This latest piece of evidence for the hatred and contempt with which America regards it’s  boys was scribbled in crayon by a creature named Jake Wizner, who is the kind of self-hating garbage that passes for a man amongst the American left these days.

This ode to the oppressive monster that is the American teen male is brought  to us by the fine folks at Random House, who gleefully describe it as an “R-Rated High School Musical”, and is about a girl who discovers her daddy humping a much younger woman and decides to express her disgust at the horror that is maleness by writing a play called “Castration Celebration”. According to the reviews, this grammatically inadequate opus is replete with negative depictions of adolescent male sexuality and castration fantasies, including the charming suggestion that in the same way that toy stores sell miniature Doctor kits they should also sell miniature castration kits. And lest you think Wizner is just trying to make some point about the rampant misandry in his country, note that in this truly craptastic  aping of Jabberwocky that he posted at YaforObama, he blames the Bush White House’s mistakes on that most evil of secretions – testosterone. So no folks, he aint being ironic with the book, he really does have a low opinion of males. Perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised at Wizner’s low opinion of male sexuality – if the photo on this page is anything to go by he was probably  the kind of  geek who spent half his high school years jerking off behind the dumpsters and the other half begging the morbidly obese lunch lady to have sex with him . But here is what’s really disgusting about this lowlife – he’s a school teacher! I wonder just how much of boys’ failure in school has to do with teachers like these? Just how fair in his marking of assignments can we expect such an animal to be towards boys? About as fair as David Duke teaching a class in Holocaust history at a Yeshiva, that’s how fair.

So for this fine piece of hate mongering swill, Jake Wizner is the recipient of the inaugural “Misandrist of the Month” award. All recipients of the award will be eligible for the Misandrist of the Year award to be announced every April Fool’s Day beginning in 2010.

In closing, i would like to wish Mr Wizner a slow and painful death from cancer, and  i look forward to passing water over his grave one day.

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