Gay Man Steals Woman’s Tiara.
As im sure you’ve heard by now, the reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, has missed out on becoming Miss U.S.A and the conservatives are outraged, and i cant say i blame them. This woman was considered the most likely winner till Perez Hilton, a man who provides walking proof that being gay doesn’t necessarily make you talented, asked her a stupid question about whether or not she supports gay marriage. Being a conservative she said no, and as you can see in this video Hilton admits that this cost her the crown. He also claims that his problem wasn’t that she said no but the “way ” she said it. This is claptrap – if she had given an equally inarticulate answer that added up to “yes” he wouldn’t be complaining about the “way” she gave the answer. And since we are touching on matters of beauty and talent, the reason why some people are surprised to find out that Susan Boyle can sing is that usually when they see ugly people in the media it’s a talentless zero like Perez Hilton. The media reaction to Carrie Prejean’s un-PC answer is a small but illustrative example of the ideological divisiveness that is fucking up America, and it is also a fine example of how hypocritical the left and the feminists are when it comes to women. It’s the Palin effect – attack a left wing woman like Clinton and you’re sexist at best and misogynist at worst, attack a right wing woman and it’s all good. In an earlier video Perez Hilton went out of his way to call Prejean a dumb bitch, and here he admits that what he really wanted to call her was a cunt. Where is the left wing outrage? Where are the feminist complaints? I guess she’s not a leftie so being sexist towards her is okay. Notice also how at the end of this video the female interviewer at the largely left wing MSNBC ignores Hilton going back on his apology to Prejean. Apparently calling a conservative woman a bitch is okay – they dont deserve the same respect as other members of The Important Sex.
Anyway, here is the ugliest of the Hilton sisters being a jerk.
And by way of contrast here are Senator John McCain and the aforementioned Ellen DeGeneres showing how civilized people disagree about these things.
This edition of Porky’s was brought to you by Entertainment Tonight, or at least it must have felt like it.











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